Insomniac's Rants

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

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I need your help!

thecreatureblog:

phoukaa:

phoukaa:

I’m writing a persuasive speech on feminism and how we are taught as young children to conform to gender expectations. I am lacking some statistics on this, however, and would greatly appreciate if you would take two seconds to answer this poll! This poll is for women only. Take the poll here. Thank you!

thecreatureblog

Hey, guys, you should help this creature fan that reached out to us for a good cause. It’s not creature-related but helping a bit doesn’t hurt!

Its sad that I knew the results before I voted. This is why we need feminism

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

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alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

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tastefullyoffensive:

Olive Garden comment card. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Olive Garden comment card. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Every time I want to walk the dog" -lifelessmc

tastefullyoffensive:

"Every time I want to walk the dog" -lifelessmc

moonflowerlights:

ninthtravelingman:

nealdk:

whatarefishfingers:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

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did-you-kno:

A church in Florida canceled a man’s funeral after finding out that he was gay.
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So dissapointed In my home state

did-you-kno:

A church in Florida canceled a man’s funeral after finding out that he was gay.

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So dissapointed In my home state

But in 2003…how would you describe the relationship?

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “It’s a coupon,”Bottom Text: “not a Constitutional right”]
Dear Valued Customer,
We are not allowed to keep extra coupons at the counter. When you don’t have the coupon with you, you are not entitled to receive a discount, especially if you don’t even know if you have a coupon at home and if the coupon would apply to what you’re buying. If you get home and find you do have a coupon, you will have to bring it back in for a cost adjustment, I cannot take your credit card particulars over the phone, it’s corporate policy. (Are you trying to get me fired?) No, I will not mail you a merchandise card for the amount you would have saved if you had had your coupon. (I really think you’re trying to get me fired.) No, you are not due any compensation for the extreme inconvenience you’ve suffered having to drive an extra 10 minutes each direction to get your cost adjustment. That coupon saved you $10; if your time and gasoline were worth more than that, you shouldn’t have come back.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “It’s a coupon,”

Bottom Text: “not a Constitutional right”]

Dear Valued Customer,

We are not allowed to keep extra coupons at the counter. When you don’t have the coupon with you, you are not entitled to receive a discount, especially if you don’t even know if you have a coupon at home and if the coupon would apply to what you’re buying. If you get home and find you do have a coupon, you will have to bring it back in for a cost adjustment, I cannot take your credit card particulars over the phone, it’s corporate policy. (Are you trying to get me fired?) No, I will not mail you a merchandise card for the amount you would have saved if you had had your coupon. (I really think you’re trying to get me fired.) No, you are not due any compensation for the extreme inconvenience you’ve suffered having to drive an extra 10 minutes each direction to get your cost adjustment. That coupon saved you $10; if your time and gasoline were worth more than that, you shouldn’t have come back.

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I’m gonna win seventy-seven arguments that way.

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