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Insomniac's Rants
Three men are outside the gates of heaven. God comes out and says, “Well, I’m sorry, gentlemen, but heaven is under construction right now. So I can only let one of you in. And I’ll decide based on who has the worse death.”The first guy proceeds to tell the tale of his death, “I had…
Regular Cash Notes Transformed Into Intricate, Origami Sculptures (by Won Park)
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(Source: from89)
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.
i swear to odin, the next asshole that says “ohh you want (insert modification here), then how will you ever get a job?!?”!”
im going to look them dead in the face and say “well i guess i’ll just have to hope that my potential employer isnt a completely narrow minded arrogant fuck like you.”
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PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
I love that that’s my gf’s prof pic as well lol
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