Insomniac's Rants

voxclara:

my hopes for season two of orange is the new black:

  • the word ‘bisexual’

(via lgbtlaughs)

mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever. [interview]

Grace Chon [website | tumblr | instagram]

(via thefrogman)

devilsestate:

oh these garters are finally mine

devilsestate:

oh these garters are finally mine

(via 50shousewifewithaknife)

strongholdleather:

I got another SEVERAL pairs of these put together today.

Maybe go buy them?

What am I saying, “maybe?” I meant definitely. Like right now.

Here.

(via 50shousewifewithaknife)

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

(Source: wishingskiesofbllue, via 50shousewifewithaknife)

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

(via 50shousewifewithaknife)

destielkills:

monochromerabbit:

blacknoonajade:

penis-hunger-games:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this

yes but the related articles tho

like the way they’re arranged is just like “this man was kicked out of our country for being too hot and now we have to track our women so they don’t try to smuggle him back in” (disclaimer: i know women being tracked is serious and really bad)

destielkills:

monochromerabbit:

blacknoonajade:

penis-hunger-games:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.

Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?

That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this

yes but the related articles tho

image

like the way they’re arranged is just like “this man was kicked out of our country for being too hot and now we have to track our women so they don’t try to smuggle him back in” (disclaimer: i know women being tracked is serious and really bad)

(Source: hahaniechan, via 50shousewifewithaknife)

lobstmourne:

paperstuck:

#con-life

this is cosplay

(Source: larvitarr, via 50shousewifewithaknife)

splintered-seed:

cailencrow:

disneyismyescape:

disneywithswank:

IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.

I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out. 

See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.

movies not to watch when you have dad issues #309

(Source: lumineon, via 50shousewifewithaknife)

peanutbutterdanitime:

ellisuwc:

raffichu:

She’s like Thor

Oh my god the whole time I was thinking of it in her voice xD

oh god i can hear them both oh heavens

(Source: neon-bats, via 50shousewifewithaknife)

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

(via 50shousewifewithaknife)

“Stonewall was colored folks, poor folks, transsexuals, femmes, butches… a little bit of everybody. But the narrative that gets sold to people is that it was all these ‘A-Gay’ white normative people. That’s not who riots. Sorry.”

Juba Kalamka in this interview (via soldadera-del-amor)

"that’s not who riots".

(via genderqueerkid)

THANK YOU.  

(via voguingfemme)

THATS NOT WHO RIOTS!! so perfect

(via doorhingeteeth)

(Source: niaking, via lgbtlaughs)

norwegianwoodstock:

How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost

(Source: officialtribble, via zohbugg)