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lexxxieavelar: helloimashoutyman: blueforthevirus: Milla’s pick up lines for Ali: “I’d like to nail you.” “When the jackhammer doesn’t work, they use me.” “I’d drill you harder than a pneumatic.” “The don’t call us handy for no reason…” “If you let me, I will wreck you.” “I’m thinking about a building… the building sexual tension between us that is, so lets go back to my place where I constructed a bed sturdy enough to take care of it.” (credit to Abbie, who helped me come up with some of the pick up lines) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lexxxieavelar:

helloimashoutyman:

blueforthevirus:

Milla’s pick up lines for Ali:

“I’d like to nail you.”

“When the jackhammer doesn’t work, they use me.”

“I’d drill you harder than a pneumatic.”

“The don’t call us handy for no reason…”

“If you let me, I will wreck you.”

“I’m thinking about a building… the building sexual tension between us that is, so lets go back to my place where I constructed a bed sturdy enough to take care of it.”

(credit to Abbie, who helped me come up with some of the pick up lines)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Source: allmyfuckingstuff, via broken-torn-loved)

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